gayfarmer:

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

reequeen:

1d reacts to you having a tapeworm

Liam:

Originally posted by sunnylesbian

“Y/N, the only worm allowed inside of you is me.”

Zayn: 

Originally posted by inzaynmaliks

“Y/N how could you…we were supposed to get infected together…”

Louis: 

Originally posted by prettylittlelarrie

“That’s right, Y/N…I hope you like it. We match now.”

Harry: 

Originally posted by gaylwt

“Don’t worry, Y/N, we can get through this together. We’ll ask Niall, he ought to know what to do. Why? You’ll find out soon enough.”

Niall:

Originally posted by undertheniall

“I’ve been meaning to tell you, Y/N, but…I’m actually half tapeworm…that’s our child inside of you…I’m so happy.”

Last night i had a dream that tumblr just shut down, like it was over forever. No more. U logged onto the app and nothing was working, and honestly, i wasnt even that surprised. Good riddance.

lmaonade:

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

theycallmejelly-bean:

eyeb0nez:

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

As someone failing science, I need this pigeon to work.

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

i-am-a-fish:

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS